Over 99756

One Demotivational Poster


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

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Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck

YOU NEED A LICENSE TO FISH - but anyone can reproduce

TAGS: honey ***boo
Rating: 4.74/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Fashion is already sick, why get kids involved?
JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 7:54 pm
5L's! Easy!
spacedog - September 30, 2012, 1:27 pm
Couldn't agree more Vilnius. The Onion had a funny post about this show, basically saying "this is going to end very badly".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2012, 6:07 pm
5L! Love it. I've heard this saying before. I think a variant if it is, "Need training to be an astronaut, license to drive, license to fish, license for a gun, but any a**hole can be your dad."


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.8/5

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Nissta - February 12, 2013, 7:17 pm
Just like the finish to any old domino game in a Scottish pub.....
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 7:49 pm
…..while Japan mops up around the salad islands and serves Chinese food…..to the Chinese, I so love a good story.
alfadawg - February 11, 2013, 8:46 am
quite along the lines of liberal thinking.....
EmilioDumphque - February 10, 2013, 11:12 pm
But Serbia and Austria threw the first punches. Austria got a bloody nose that just made it angrier.

DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either

TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool

THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.

TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.45/5

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forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)

GREAT MOMENTS - Come From Not So Great Times.

TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:32 pm
"In a moment I loose myself wrapped up in the pleasures of the world." The kindly drive gave the sweet lady her last moment of pleasure. He may not know it but that is the most important thing a person can do, his act allowed her to leave the world happy.
observingthisplanet - January 25, 2014, 2:30 pm
That is awesome.
Kyronic - May 11, 2012, 2:09 am
Goosebumps. Very moving.
Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:27 am
Very nice
Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:27 am
Very nice
tatespa - May 4, 2012, 11:45 am
That is fantastic!!!!
Wheels - May 4, 2012, 10:43 am
spypengen - May 3, 2012, 10:48 pm
I think a tear came to my eye when I finished reading that... 5L
TheOne - May 3, 2012, 10:02 pm
Quite, thank you.
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 9:59 pm


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

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forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am

LOVE - Willing to change yourself so it all works out.

TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.68/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2013, 11:58 pm
Reminds me of the music video "Stand Inside Your Love"; especially the part where they flew off together. Makes me wanna cry. You and me; meant to be. Impossible; immutable. Pure destiny; pure lunacy. Incalculable, insufferable.
falloutghoul - January 1, 2013, 9:32 am
Easily one of the best posters I have ever seen.
vlad9885 - January 1, 2013, 4:13 am
Better love story than the twilight saga
bigsouthfork - December 31, 2012, 12:59 pm
beautiful. 5 heartfelt lions
Silverheart - December 31, 2012, 9:34 am
Long poster. But somehow not long enough. 5Ls, easy.


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)

THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine

TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

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twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:36 pm
Is that the Arbiter from Halo? I would feel pretty safe with him as my friend. The bully picks on, you tell your friend, he comes and slices the bully in half with his energysword.
Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 3:34 am
I actually took the time to register (capcha wanted "(solbiati eeution") just so that I could say this is d*** awe5ome, ha ha. Nice one.
Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 7:27 am
Fricken Sweet!
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:04 pm
Nice TheOne. 5L
TheOne - June 14, 2011, 5:56 pm
I appreciate it.
Iconoclast - June 14, 2011, 3:07 pm
Excellent. 5 TeddyBears. I'm passing it along to family & friends.

IRONY - It's a blast.

WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.

TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions

IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Alcohol Habit Supports You

TAGS: more wodka anyone
Rating: 4.13/5

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salearling - July 25, 2014, 5:14 pm
That is friggan awsome.


OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!

TAGS: humor funny *** texas bon** obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm
omg!! funny!!

YES DEAR. - I know. I'm sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I've said i'm sorry. I don't know what more i can say.

TAGS: lion lioness henpecked
Rating: 4.27/5

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holymoly - February 29, 2012, 4:16 pm
love it. king of the jungle my a**.. we know who wears the mane

HAPPY THORSDAY - One more day and then it's hammer time !

TAGS: happy thorsday one more day
Rating: 4.89/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:38 pm


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.55/5

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Coombsy007 - September 6, 2011, 9:55 pm
d*** I was going to give this 4-5L's now it gets one, I looked up airmans and gave it 5, if its good enough to plagiarize its good enough for 5
Airman - August 18, 2011, 3:52 pm
well your going to get crucified for posting other peoples posters as if they were yours
TheOne - August 18, 2011, 3:14 pm
I'm lazy,as you may have noticed i only put "theone" now.
Airman - August 18, 2011, 2:14 pm
what you can do when you find a poster you think is funny, is put NOT MINE in the tags. Culos came up with that little trick
TheOne - August 18, 2011, 1:58 pm
6,but this was and honest mistake, I only found it and thought it was funny.
ICEMAN - August 17, 2011, 8:54 pm
Our lil friend TheOne copying again? How many strikes on him now?
Airman - August 17, 2011, 10:41 am
boy, this looks familiar. oh yes, 70840 from 2 years ago. What site did you find it on? Motifakes do travel
Preacher Man - August 17, 2011, 2:49 am
United is great. Organized would be better.


TAGS: no one knows your fear
Rating: 4.82/5

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Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 11:58 am
A very special image!

REDNECK ENGINEERING - Where Would We Be Without it?

TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.52/5

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TAGS: one two three
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - December 18, 2012, 7:55 pm
Thank you Uggy
ughomer - December 18, 2012, 11:43 am
Hit the nail on this one, GaryO. 5L

Loneliness -

TAGS: loneliness charles bukowski
Rating: 4.83/5

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chickenlittle - September 27, 2013, 12:01 am
This poster makes me want to go visit a nursing home or hospice and just talk to someone who is feeling that kind of lonliness.
Airman - September 26, 2013, 7:08 pm
very nice
mariand - September 26, 2013, 3:10 pm
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:25 am
Bukoski. A gritty read, whatever he wrote. One of my heroes. 5L
Reality Lord - September 26, 2013, 7:04 am



TAGS: independence loner cats life
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:24 am
My first that really struck a chord with me 5L of the day. So insightful! Oh love your avatar. Angels...love em'.
motinet - August 21, 2012, 8:07 am

mariand - August 21, 2012, 7:50 am
good one LA...
caveman - August 21, 2012, 7:23 am
d*** i've missed you



TAGS: happy person leave alone
Rating: 4.81/5

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dizzypopredux - September 29, 2011, 6:06 am
so true, surprised this showed up randomly like it did, i'm relatively new to the site. Iv'e had this thought in my head pretty recently.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 8:23 pm
True wisdom from the heart, very well said. 5L
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:21 am
true word5


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm
love it!

THE RECESSION - Affecting the people you'd least expect

PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind

TAGS: prisoner mind fate
Rating: 4.63/5

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Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:17 pm
Besides... I think it's seeing you...
rerun - January 11, 2012, 7:15 pm

Once it is here it is here for good.
MashiMashi - January 11, 2012, 2:00 am
tyake this ****, down, im tired of seeing it
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 2:00 pm
Thanks :) , I had no eye-dea people liked this kind of disturbing pics... XD
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 1:46 pm
Dude! I love ph**oshop more and more every day. 5 Creepy Eyes for you!


TAGS: megaphone
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:30 pm
Ug, you've given me an idea. I'm getting a megaphone next payday :-D
dy2012 - March 31, 2013, 9:02 am
posters like this makes your day complete!:)
forseti - March 23, 2013, 10:27 am
MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:07 am
spacedog - March 22, 2013, 10:41 pm
HA! Good poke ughomer.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:43 pm
Uggy, hate to tell ya, but that's my ear horn.


TAGS: theone found it
Rating: 4.55/5

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Muppet - October 6, 2011, 7:51 pm
Needs to be said in thick russion accent. "In Soviet Russia, Church Canonize YOU!" (While still alive)
Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
In soviet Russia, pew (pew) gets you?
the1stCOMMI3 - October 5, 2011, 9:05 pm
HA! just wish this was an "in soviet russia..." type joke

THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

TAGS: learning honey***boo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

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Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm

BEAUTY - To Create A Masterpiece Doesn't Mean You Have To Have Skill. Most Of The Time The Only Requirement Is An Imagination.

TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 9:39 pm
This city under water reminds me of BioShock.
Feasibly - May 7, 2011, 5:00 pm
"la-fap la-fap la-fap"?
TheOne - May 7, 2011, 2:10 pm
"missure bation"?
Bartimaeus - May 6, 2011, 10:02 pm
Speaking of imagination, is there a more eloquent way to say "fap fap fap?"
GShark001 - May 6, 2011, 9:19 am
is... is that Mari From grand chase? 5 stars. (the girl with the red and blue eyes may be mari)
tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:09 pm
Ok, usually I hate lonnnnng posters... but this one is truly great. 5 L's.
FatherTyme - May 5, 2011, 4:47 pm
whoa...*bows respectfully before The One* I shall bring gifts of obeisance
anlody - May 5, 2011, 4:07 pm
Yes m8 but you just proved, that in Art, Imagination is "the skill"
anlody - May 5, 2011, 4:07 pm
Yes m8 but you just proved, that in Art, Imagination is "the skill"

AL CAPONE - A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther

ALONE - We are all alone in this world. Because when it comes down to it no one really cares

TAGS: alone
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - August 1, 2012, 8:52 am
I wish someone would inform my 31 year old daughter….. d***, like a leach.
SteveFurlong - July 31, 2012, 10:49 pm
I don't think that's quite true, but the sentiment fits the mood I'm in, so 5L.

WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one

TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.66/5

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Wesker133 - August 12, 2011, 1:58 pm
I was able to read it XD
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:44 am
Me too! In a foreign language! (but it works in every language you more or less know well)
sniperslayer95 - August 8, 2011, 5:54 pm
5L because i succeded!
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:32 pm
5UCCE55!!! but still... gibberish to some


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.66/5

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twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 9:15 am
It is as wrong to be too skeptical as to be too believing.

I - Have always been afraid of losing people I love Sometimes I wonder, if there is anyone out there afraid of losing me

TAGS: lonely mirror
Rating: 4.09/5

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TAGS: one huge mess to clean
Rating: 4.12/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:26 am
Ah, I do feel this person's pain--- 5 extra strenght advils for you!
Barry6Entai - May 3, 2011, 10:28 pm
I hear those stains come right out with the blood of three year olds.

EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.

TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.52/5

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thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the b***on, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


OSAMA BIN LADEN'S HEADSTONE - An Eco Friendly Memorial

NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...

TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.56/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


TAGS: savages sword gun stoneage
Rating: 4.82/5

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RonE - April 30, 2011, 10:11 am
Cool, thanks for the replay, was just curious is all. Mucho appreciated. Seems it is more of a make the intent clear by a**ociation and/or by explanation. Makes sense. Sorry bout the added fuss.
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 8:41 am
Rational is when the regs make fun it's playful mate we all know Im joking when i make fun about someone's heritage, but when someone we don't know comes along spewing racism, it's bad, really bad.
Reality Lord - April 30, 2011, 8:17 am

and with that folks, maybe we can move it along from this thread. nothing to see here....just a dead body is all.
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:42 am
The rationale RonE, is the distinction between entertainment and hate... intent is everything
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:33 am
I think I should clarify why? Been following for a while, just prefer to understand what is and is not acceptable before I even attempt to submit anything. Gotta have a feel for a place/people and that does not happen going to a site once or twice.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:19 am
Pardon me, I know this should be a dead issue, but... I don't see much difference between WillH's comments and many of the comments regulars make here. Not trying to stir the puddin' but as a follower of this site I'd like to understand the rationale.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:20 am
That's not sarcasm......Seriously well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:19 am
Well played grandpa.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:12 am

Sorry. Usually banning is a private matter. This member disrespected so many people I felt his fate should be public. I am sure he will resurface uner another name.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:10 am

Hi WillH, welcome to motifake WillH, what WillH? You like hearing WillH spoken here? Guess what WillH? Oh, sorry WillH. I guess WillH status here will prevent WillH from reading this. Too bad. WillH sure if fun to type. Good bye WillH. WillH is banned.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:45 am
By the way, the poster's fine. Nice play on words.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:42 am
"jealousy" ... say what?
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:54 pm
Oh, and I never thought you could say "Will" with a lisp until today.
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
He is at least mentally. It is somewhat fun to see these critters pop their head up now and then. Soon the mole will be whacked with the banhammer, then we wait for the next one.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:34 pm
Good God man, i hope for the sake of everyone that you are 12.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:33 pm
Well isn't it nice when we refer to a fellow motifake user as a sicko towel-head Idiot who is jealous... good thing we don't take online things personally, you would do well not to go around being passive aggressive.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:32 pm
Sorry did not get past my name. I love seeing people use my name. Thanks.
Feasibly - April 29, 2011, 11:26 pm
WillH's comments serve as a good example of why it would be nice to have a questionaire for potential new members to have to answer prior to becoming a member. For example: Does the term "towel head" strike you as being funny? If they answer, yes. oopsy
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:25 pm
thats ok WillH, they make sick posters and comments about women on here and thats ok, its not "racist" just idiotic and a show of jealousy of them.
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:24 pm
lol... married...and loyal. =)
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:21 pm
I don't see it as a racist term. I do like the some what personal attack. I think you can do better.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 11:13 pm
It's a racist term. And do you see a "towel head" in the pic, moron?
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:04 pm
Where is the race card being played? I just talked about their favorite head gear.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 10:59 pm
Drop dead, racist. Now.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 10:43 pm
Shoot all those towel headed bastards
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
rough me up baby
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 6:28 pm
as always Sniper--- perfecto. 5 slashes for u.
TheOne - April 29, 2011, 5:44 pm
Airman - April 29, 2011, 12:35 pm
crankyhead - April 29, 2011, 11:17 am
Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:04 am
5 all the way!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:58 am


UMM, BETTER CALL THE EMT'S & A PLUMBER! - The cat mysteriously got himself stuck. I tried using the plunger but that made things worse.

TAGS: pet pranks gone wrong
Rating: 4.58/5

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fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 6:50 pm
LOL wish I could be the proverbial "fly on the wall" when they see it
Iconoclast - May 12, 2012, 6:10 pm
5 screaming meows. I think that I will print it and leave it on the desks of a couple of cat owners in the office.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 5:58 pm
Thanks :) Glad I could provide you with a chuckle.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 4:00 pm
Love the poster and ha ha the 1L bomber doesn't have parents but rather hatched by some very lonely person. Failed.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 11:02 am
This dog can actually walk upright, as opposed to our mysterious 1L bomber. Log off Timmy, mommy will wake up soon.

LONELINESS - The worst thing in this world isn't being alone. It's being surrounded by people that make you feel like you're alone.

TAGS: lonely worst world people alone
Rating: 4.7/5

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WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:50 pm
Guess who had the double-bean burrito?
th3capone45 - September 30, 2012, 1:52 am
So true...


TAGS: cards poker money cat p****
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:46 am
lol... thx RL. So tell me, how much do you need?? :D
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:38 am

typical forseti....epic dude :)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:30 pm

TWO POSSIBILITIES EXIST - Either we are alone in this universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.84/5

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maoworks2 - January 14, 2013, 8:25 am
Good One 5 All Alone L's.
EmilioDumphque - January 13, 2013, 11:14 pm
I'd call you a pessimist, but...zero does equal zero.
GaryO - January 13, 2013, 8:46 pm
Oh yeah. 5L for your thoughts, kid.

LIFE - Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson

TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.78/5

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TheOne - December 30, 2010, 5:42 pm
Thanks T.D.!
TailsDoll - December 29, 2010, 4:15 pm
Donkasaurus... It's Homer Jay Simpson To you! 5L :D
TheOne - December 29, 2010, 1:21 pm
Haha thanks Donk and Mr.M!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 12:39 pm
This should be the slogan for motifaking haha!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 12:37 pm
Thats Homer J. Simpson to you! And another 5L for you.
motinet - December 29, 2010, 12:30 pm



TAGS: only hurt the ones you love
Rating: 4.77/5

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DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:14 pm
The autocensor won't let me type S E X ?????
DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:13 pm
"Don't knock masturbation. It's *** with someone I love!" --Woody Allen, ANNIE HALL.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 6:54 am
I prefer moisturized wipes... I've said too much.
Budog - November 26, 2011, 2:05 am
Would like like a box of tissues to go with that hand cream?
Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

...then you might need the hand cream....lolz
beelzibub - November 25, 2011, 4:12 pm
... i doan git it???
mariand - November 25, 2011, 1:29 am

PROVERB - Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.

HONEY?! - Where is my super suit? What?? WHERE....IS...MY...SUPER...SUIT?!?!


TAGS: everyone reloads
Rating: 4.89/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 9:24 pm

Thank you, Gas~~
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 5:26 pm

Thank you, Mao~
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:04 pm
Good One, And Very On The Spot
gas - May 4, 2012, 11:57 am
LOL, great one!
lgvernon - May 3, 2012, 5:34 pm

Thanks, Elvis!
fatelvis - May 3, 2012, 5:29 pm
Nice! And fortunately the coffee was still brewing. 5L

HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now

TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but d***, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY h**ter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol d*** i just noticed that shes soo h** seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(

Bukowski's Cat -

TAGS: loner cat people beer bukowski
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:10 pm
Yup, one of my favorite authors
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:05 pm

I love Bukowski. 5Ls


TAGS: calendar spiders gone
Rating: 4.87/5

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Greeny - August 4, 2011, 6:54 am


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.93/5

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motinet - June 29, 2011, 9:51 am

I had a neighbor pass away with his dog giving him nose kisses. His kids were nowhere to be found.


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

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corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.

S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...


TAGS: away alone breath
Rating: 4.68/5

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jonny5 - November 2, 2012, 7:19 am
Hey! Looks like one house on the Jersey shore survived Hurricane Sandy
spacedog - August 18, 2012, 7:21 pm
Really like this Sho. 5L


TAGS: bacon grenade i d fall on one for you
Rating: 4.13/5

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sickartist - December 17, 2009, 2:43 pm
I found these with a case of waffle mines by the bus depot.
Eternal Lord Jackass - December 17, 2009, 10:35 am
Ok, i'm only going to ask this once. Did you or did you not brake into my arsenal and steal the crate of bacon grenades that I kept in the corner behind the aids launchers?

Life lesson -

TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm

DEBT = SLAVERY - One Hole You Can Never Climb Out Of.. & They Want It That Way.

TAGS: debt money slavery
Rating: 4.16/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:43 pm
COLLEGES TO STUDENTS. "Uh, you see kids, Lincon was just kidding about that whole 'Emancipation Prclamation' thing."

WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.67/5

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Shadowjoe - February 23, 2012, 2:58 pm
Wow... a Chocobo! We have a Final Fantasy fan here!

THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America


TAGS: loneliness fish sea loser
Rating: 4.32/5

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Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:20 am
5 "ugly sticks" for you...
forseti - May 10, 2011, 3:15 am
Maybe your fishing pole is way too short?!


BREAK A LEG - Woman say giving birth is the most painful experience a person can go through. Somehow i think they'd have a hard time convincing this guy.

TAGS: soccer break leg bone painful
Rating: 4.59/5

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genjigem - July 27, 2011, 2:27 am
its still planted!
house - July 26, 2011, 7:41 am
**mouth agape, chin on floor** can't look away. 5L caveman. Google pics of Traore broken leg playing for LFC (it happened twice - once to each leg)
internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:36 am
I am a woman, and I approve of this message!

BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...

TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm


SMART PHONE DRAWBACK - But there me be an "ap" for that.

TAGS: red phone
Rating: 4.97/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:23 pm
bad grammar: there's a school for that.

I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...

TAGS: offended opinion here other ones
Rating: 3.92/5

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maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm
'Hear' = 2

HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?


TAGS: busey oz clones
Rating: 4.32/5

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Arvantillian - November 22, 2011, 1:29 pm
this poster is so perfectly funny that i think i peed myself a little...hahaha
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2011, 2:54 pm
I laughed, but a part of me threw-up. Funny, nevertheless.
tellitlikeitis - November 13, 2011, 10:01 am
Too hilarious.
Greeny - November 12, 2011, 2:04 pm
great and creepy at the same time

"I'M FREAKING TALENTED!" - Yes, yes you are.

GUN PHONE - May Not Have Apps... But I Still Want It

TAGS: phone gun funny
Rating: 3.95/5

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pzykosiz - January 19, 2011, 1:22 am
so you want to kill someone? we have an app for that
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 1:00 am
Is this poster a poor marketing strategy, or just a subtle example of a creative black hole?

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!

TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?

LONELINESS - A disease that only be cured with action.

TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.83/5

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falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 6:30 pm
Is it alright that I shed a manly tear over this?
TheOne - February 24, 2012, 7:41 pm
Already did my friend.
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 6:22 pm

verhy nice dude. please submit this to moti-twist as well.


TAGS: hone trust me alligator crocodile australia
Rating: 4.68/5

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steph1 - March 2, 2011, 6:35 am
you are absolutely correct - yet, the term can also be used more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia: i.e. the true crocodiles, the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae) and the gharials (family Gavialidae)- i'm no expert
Darkfiretiger - March 2, 2011, 5:35 am
They don't call them Crocodiles, they ARE Crocodiles. They're two different species of reptiles.

FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!

TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


TAGS: piggy bank money pile
Rating: 4.49/5

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kellyvanrijn - August 19, 2011, 8:24 pm
However, money can buy spelling lessons...


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.92/5

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MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
It's bette to be BATMAN!!


TAGS: loner me take leave
Rating: 4.76/5

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SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:25 pm
wish i could give more than 5l


TAGS: alone
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - November 30, 2010, 5:21 pm
Haarakkon - November 29, 2010, 11:51 pm
BoneCD - November 29, 2010, 9:04 pm
Your best to date I swear!!! 5 (or should it be 1 lonely one) Poodles for you!
Sean - November 29, 2010, 7:32 pm
I love it. This is great.
Airman - November 29, 2010, 6:04 pm
thx all
crankyhead - November 29, 2010, 5:48 pm
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 5:08 pm
Derek - November 29, 2010, 4:09 pm
I dare say this is going to the top of the pile.
5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:24 pm
felt that pain in the past. Powerful stuff, dude. 5L

STONEHENGE - Minecraft for druids

TAGS: minecraft stonehenge
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:55 pm
1L for appealing to Reality Lord.
valkor - January 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
It is a bit of a niche target but I've had a minecraft idea stuck in my head and needed to get it out. I have anther poster but like you said. limited appeal.
Reality Lord - January 22, 2011, 9:10 am

i'm a gamer and know what minecraft is. you get a 5l from me but good luck appealing to the larger audience.

say cheese -


TAGS: baby one move scream
Rating: 4.96/5

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GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:06 pm
5 wet nappies. I just overflewed (past pluperfect subjunctive) my Depends!
Cloudchaser - August 10, 2011, 11:17 am
Mother Nature is a mean spirited b****. She loves to call at bad times and she doesn't give a **** if you can't answer right away, much less if answering right now isn't convenient

BEGINNINGS - Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

TAGS: love lonely beginnings ends
Rating: 4.86/5

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schwa - December 24, 2011, 10:59 pm
awesome, truly awesome

GOOD FRIENDS - Don't let you do stupid stuff, alone ...

TAGS: good friends stupid stuff alone
Rating: 4.47/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:48 pm
When I saw the woman's glare, I laughed so hard that Coca Cola came out of my nose!

KIDNEY STONES - Death is Welcomed Treatment

TAGS: kidney stones
Rating: 2.87/5

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POWER... -

TAGS: power kill person everyone god
Rating: 4.47/5

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Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:11 am
No worries; check your PM inbox. Mind you, it's 1920x1200 pixels... That's a massive picture... Enjoy that fight stick... ; )
K0rNb4LL - April 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Do you have the origional pic this was made from? When I saw it the first thing I thought was that it'd look great on a custom fight stick but to use it as is I'd have to stretch it out and that always kills the quality.
Rick69 - April 7, 2012, 9:27 am
Having done much research & spent much time on this matter; I can conclusively say, it is not I who is God #1 ... :)
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:30 am
who is god #1 ??
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
caveman - April 2, 2012, 10:23 pm
This is the be5t one i've seen in a while, fav'd
Reality Lord - April 2, 2012, 8:59 pm

get in line mord...dec 22 2012 is coming up fast.
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm
... ... ... OK ... I guess I have something to look forward to now... ... ...
SteveFurlong - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
Those are the words I live by. I'll become the Earthly avatar of Cthulhu, and then EAT YOU ALL!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
I'm going to be God someday then. 5 Mass extinctions

CARTOONS - Back in the day, we watched violence-filled Looney Tunes. Nowadays kids watch crap like Dora the Explorer. They won't make it in the real world.

TAGS: looney tunes foghorn leghorn cartoons
Rating: 4.49/5

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Aurielius - October 3, 2015, 9:38 am
Duck season or Wabbit season..that is the real question..chuckles
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:56 pm
In my day the muppets showed me how to be happy in my day the looney toons showwed me how to fight in my day the world understood this and now look. children will never be the same again.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:51 am
Geez, what a bunch of grumpy old men! All together now:"In MY day..."
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:06 pm
Bring back the old cartoons and a cheer the Crazyfreddy should join: BRING BACK THE FU*KING MUPPET SHOW!!
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 12:20 pm
looney toons and tom and jerry i always lol my face off
corbett06 - July 15, 2010, 1:26 am
old cartoons were and still are the **** hands down...sponge bob f*** pants has nothing on daffy duck
crazyfreddy - July 13, 2010, 6:11 pm
So true , bring the old cartoons back !!


TAGS: sword stone democracy
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:01 pm
Challenge accepted!
spanko1 - February 2, 2012, 3:06 pm
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.08/5

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redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!

I'LL BUY ONE - with my round metal currency

TAGS: banana money stupid
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - July 7, 2012, 11:32 pm
It's a herb i tells ya...

Alone -

TAGS: individuality loneliness huxley
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 9:54 pm

these just keep getting better.

WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money